lebaenese:

brokendildo:

lebaenese:

I could win Americas next top model tbh

there’s an animal category?

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gnarly:

so-humorous:

more thats so raven here

if you dont reblog this im judging you

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graveyardstuffers:

Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

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queenofchalices:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

just.. fucking wow

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alldeanneedsissamandpie:

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

no but

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erinthesails:

lyriumpomegranates:

angelicdiaspora:

kyrstin:

Ron always just fucking knows

If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

There’s actually a whole point about this in these Harry Potter analysis books I used to read obsessively. Two of their cardinal rules of HP foreshadowing are “Hermione is always right, except when she’s emotional” and “Ron is always wrong, except when he’s joking”. This actually plays out pretty frequently in the series if you look for it!

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mad-maddie:

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

Mitosis

Canada evolves

well you can tell by the use my walk, i’m woman’s man, no time to talk

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dragonlordoferebor:

boosarejustapplausefromghosts:

definitivelysarah:

SHE’S A BLONDE BOMBSHELL, I’M A VULCAN.

I’M FIRST OFFICER, HER SKILLS ARE REDUNDANT.

You’re on the phone with Starfleet they’re upset

They’re going off about letting you have this ship

They’ll never see you as a leader like I do

I’m on the bridge of the USS Enterprise

You say, “Computer, take us to the planet at Warp Nine.”

She thinks your facial expressions are silly

But SHE’S A BLONDE BOMBSHELL, I’M A VULCAN

I’M FIRST OFFICER, HER SKILLS ARE REDUNDANT

WHEN YOU ARE ALONE I HOPE YOU REALIZE

THAT I WOULD DIE FOR YOU IF I COULD GET THERE IN TIME

IT IS SO ILLOGICAL, WHAT I AM FEELING

BUT YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN MORE THAN

A CAPTAIN TO ME

YOU BELONG WITH ME

YOU BELONG WITH ME

Walking the halls with you in your Command Gold

I wonder what you’ll be like when you’re old

She’s laughing on the holodeck I think to myself, “She’s probably easy”

And you’ve got a smile that puts the stars to shame

But ever since she got here, it’s not the same

You say you’re fine, I know you better than that

James T. Kirk don’t you dare hit that

SHE WEARS HIGH HEELS, I HAVE POINTY EARS

I’M CLEARLY SUPERIOR, TO HER FEMININE WILES

WHEN YOU ARE ALONE I HOPE YOU REALIZE

THAT I WOULD DIE FOR YOU IF I COULD GET THERE IN TIME

I FAR OUTRANK THIS SILLY LITTLE WOMAN

YOU’RE SO ILLOGICAL

WHY CAN’T YOU SEE-EE-EE

YOU BELONG WITH ME

YOU BELONG WITH ME

Standing by for transport to the surface

Where you have beamed down to wait for me-e-e

You belong with me

[instrumental]

Oh, I remember you paging Mister Spock in the middle of the night

I’m the one who makes you laugh even though I want to cry

I know your history and you make me feel things

Think I know where you belong

Think I know it’s with me

Can’t you see that

I’m the one who

stands by you

Even when

Starfleet denies you

Captaincy

You belong with me

You belong with me

I don’t even belong to this fandom but I’m reblogging this because goddamn that took a lot of effort

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freedsarah:

autumnsoliloquy:

Me

Every day

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